{"id":1163,"date":"2013-02-23T23:23:29","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T23:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2026-02-20T23:22:07","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T23:22:07","slug":"the-nightmare-of-childhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/the-nightmare-of-childhood\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nightmare of Childhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New track from my band Sound of Flak<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FYkK8vbOusY\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIt\u2019s all so horrible you know, the nightmare of childhood. And it only gets worse. One day you\u2019ll wake up, and you\u2019ll be past it. Your beautiful skin will wrinkle and shrivel up, you\u2019ll lose your hair, your sight, your memory. Your blood will thicken, teeth turn yellow and loose. You will start to stink and fart and all your friends will be dead. You\u2019ll succumb to arthritis, angina, senile dementia, you\u2019ll piss yourself, shit yourself, drool at the mouth. Just pray that when this happens you\u2019ve got someone to love you, because if you\u2019re loved you\u2019ll still be young.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New track from my band Sound of Flak \u201cIt\u2019s all so horrible you know, the nightmare of childhood. And it only gets worse. One day you\u2019ll wake up, and you\u2019ll be past it. Your beautiful skin will wrinkle and shrivel up, you\u2019ll lose your hair, your sight, your memory. Your blood will thicken, teeth turn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2842],"tags":[918,916,917],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-playing-creating","tag-david-burleson","tag-sound-of-flak","tag-the-nightmare-of-childhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4027,"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions\/4027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bargh.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}